THE SHOW.... THE MUSIC


In order to listen to the Tom Green Machine tunes, you must download the newest version of Real Audio player G2. Its free. You dont have to pay for it. Unless you want to download the useless one that costs 30 bucks. Download the free one, its basically the same.. you just dont get graphic equalizers and shit. Click below.. If you dont want to stream them, tough titties. Thats the only way chico, for now.

 

The original masterpiece
THE ROGERS 22 ORIGINAL TOM GREEN SHOW THEME LISTEN TO THE THEME
.46 : Ah yes, the original theme. Clocking in at 43 seconds, as compared to whatever the mtv one is. The song highlights the slackness of Tom Green. A piano, with fake horns, and a little drumbeat. On an early episode of the series, Tom tells Glenn he is getting sick of the theme, and maybe its time for a change. That didnt happen. Countless episodes later, the theme is still basically the same. MTV has shorted it even further than the Comedy Network version. But here is is. The classic. Check out the ending where Tom runs out of ideas and starts mumbling "The Tom Green show". Good times. Note the lackluster clapping: Hey the show was still in its infancy


I like to run.. I like to have fun

THE MOM SONG LISTEN TO THE SONG
2.26 : The Mom Song. Created to tell Toms mother that he isnt dumb. Tom tells his mom that he likes to run, his mother tells him it is dumb to run. Tom then breaks out into a song. Singing to his mother infront of their house, and showing various clips of Tom running around woodlands. At the end of the song, Tom, his mother, and Trevor Cavanagh stand around the Green swimming pool. Mary Jane Green is talking to the boys, but they are listening. Tom jumps into the rain and dirt filled swimming pool. "OH GOD" Mom says. Tom gets mad at his mom because she apparently told Tom that the pool was open. "I think your the dumb one, cause the pools not even open yet and its May or something!"


Yo Geeee.. Im straight outta Glouchester

12oz COFFEE CUP LISTEN TO THE SONG
1.25 : A 12oz coffee cup? Yup Yup. Here is a song Tom made in his then "new" band. The video for said song takes place on a rainy ottawa street. Tom has several objects he raps about, and those objects are on the ground.. he picks each one up when he raps about them in the song. The breakdown in the middle revolves around a ceramic lion which is also a prop.. but I dont got it in this picture know what im saying? Tom does a running man dance move near the end, a phat dancer and a dope lyrical killa.. in normal terms: a good dancer, and a fine lyrics writer. Some people mistake this song to be called "Flowered Rug"; when in fact it is not. There is no flowered rug prop in the video however. And finally, season 2 of the comedy network shows had a segment where Tom did a similar song, only infront of the studio audience. Look for this when I make it in the future..


Co hosting the show with tom.. is sorta like going out with tom

THE GLENN HUMPLIK LISTEN TO THE SONG
1.40 : The Glenn da' Humplik.. the crazy Humplik. One of my favorite songs of all time.. this song went out to Glenn H. The video for the song was mostly made up of Glenn footage from the Rogers 22 days. Glenn sitting in the co-host seat, Glenn running through a darkened forest in his underwear with Tom's desk (as seen above).. Glenn drinking a delicious coffee on a street corner.. a "jake the snake" WWF figure with a small Tom picture covering the face that runs around the Rogers office space.. and finally the Glenn working at Burger King footage (hilarious). Once you listen to this, you will be hummin the tune for hours on end.


hes flying through the sky like super grover!

THE PHIL GIROUX LISTEN TO THE SONG
3.30 : A very early appearance of MC Face, has young Phil Giroux and Mc Face chillin' in Brooklyn. Face is trying to tell Phil to take life a little more serious.. and to remember that he is the F, I, Double L, J-Roo. No im sayin?. Face pleads with Phil to remember where he comes from.. but all Phil does is laugh... face demands he chill.. but he doesnt. B-Boy makin noize..Mc Face starts rappin all about Phil.. about his name.. about being "the 22", about flying through the skies like "Super Grover".. and also includes a "whatchu talkin about willis?". Could it be Tom Green really rapping under the mask? Dont think so.. there is some swearing in this tune, that is looped out.. only Face is that crass. Kickin it with flava.. like a life sava. Micheal Jacksons nose is made of frickin plastic.. Glenn Humplik will play the skipper.. at the end of the song, Face again asks Phil to take life more serious.. Phil keeps laughing.. looks like he didnt learn anything; always lolly gaggin.