Tom Green loves milk. Why? it does his body good. Look at the fine young man he has grown up to be. One of my favorite segments of shows past has to be "Ive got a bag of milk in my pants!". Tom had taken his love for dairy products to the extreme with that skit, and Glenn Humplik found out the hard way what it meant to be "Crying over spilt milk". On a recent appearance on "Open Mike with Mike Bullard" Young Tom decided to once again let loose the "Milk Beast" on an unsuspecting public. He sprayed himself with 3 bags of milk, and also covered the thirsty Tom Green fans that sat in the audience. I didnt get hit with the milk ( I was at the taping), but I think if I did get hit with it, I wouldnt have minded. One day I hope to have Tom Green sign a bag of milk for me with his name. I dont know how long bags of milk stay "fresh" but I dont care. I will take pictures of it, and let it gather dust and go rotten in my basement. Enough talk, lets take a look at pictures of the show where Glenn got soaked with MILK!! (I hope you are enjoying the "BAG OF MILK IN MY PANTS" theme song in MIDI.

 

YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT GLENN.....



The segment begins with Tom and Humplik talking about something or other, and Glenn throws a little bit of fluff at Tom; well this just makes Tom mad...Tom doesn't really mind what he is about to unleash onto Glenn, and the TOM GREEN SHOW community.

As the song begins, Tom begins taking bags of milk out from inside his pants. So if you were thinking "Bag of Milk" was something perverse, its not! OK?. He has 2 hidden near his crotch, and this one to the left hidden on his left leg.

He rips open the bag of milk with what look to be "needle nose" plyers. The first bag, he tries to grip the milk bag with the plyers, and then tugs on it. It doesnt work well, but he finally gets it open.

Glenn is obviously dumbfounded about what Tom is up to. Not in a million years would he think that his best buddy Tom would spray him with Milk. But it happens, and Hump gets it pretty good


All Glenn can do is sit back and wait until the full 3 pack of Milk runs out. With his head down in shame, Glenn wonders what he did to deserve this.

Tom must be thinking: "MAN I HOPE HUMP DOESNT BEAT ME UP"

This is about the time when Glenn becomes angry with Tom, He switches from "Happy go lucky Hump" into "Terminator Hump"


Glenn Humplik = Pissed Off

 

Finally...Glenn unleashes the fury that had been building up inside of him for the past minute. As Tom sits down, and tries to introduce the next segment; Glenn throws an semi-empty bag of milk that was left on his leg... at Toms head!.

"YOU'VE GONE TO FAR" Glenn says..

"OOOOOOOH!" the crowd exclaims. Not often do they get to see Glenn Humplik so filled with anger and rage. Not often do they get to see him strike down with all of his hatred like Mark Hammill

 


"IM SORRY GLENN! IM SORRY!"

Tom appologizes to his trusty side-kick, and they cut to the next segment. Did Glenn lay a punch on ole' Tommy boy? Not likely. I recently interviewed (Ok I emailed) Glenn Humplik about this very subject.. "MILK"

A.J: Glenn, were you pissed off at Tom when he sprayed you with the milk? Its relevent information to my page.
Humplik: Depends on which time you are referring to. I've been poured on a fewtimes. Milk is a favorite of his. But generally, no i'm not mad. It's just jokes.

 


"IVE GOT A BAG OF MILK IN MY PANTS!"
Sung by TOM GREEN as he sprayed GLENN HUMPLIK
WITH MILK!