the Tom Green show gang - ready to sacrifice for laughs
left to right: Derek Harvie, Phil Giroux, Tom Green, and TV's Glenn Humplik

So. You always wanted to know who that crazy guy sitting behind Tom in the window was eh? What about that silly guy who left his briefcase filled with Earings, Egg Beaters, and Fun Dip sticks? I bet you also wanted to know who gets sprayed with milk, and is very popular in the gay community. Well look no further... because the tom green cast page is in full effect..

TOM GREEN The leader, and creator of "The Tom Green show". Started his career in major show buisness in 1992 with the Juno nominated rap group "Organized Rhyme" as Mc Bones. Started the TGS on Rogers 22 in Ottawa Ontario, where it aired for 2 years. Tom is a master of all that is television. Camera man, Actor, Talk show host, Writer, and even Video Editor. Most memorable moments from the old Rogers shows: Hockey Guy (Tom jumping into rivers/pools dressed in full hockey equipment), Meat Head (walking around downtown Ottawa with meat strapped to his head), Bread head (walking around downtown Ottawa with bread strapped to his head), and getting bodyslammed by local Ottawa wrestlers. Tom is the heart of the Tom Green show. Shy in real life; Tom "activates" when a camera is near. He works very hard on the show..just remember that. He loses weight, and becomes sickly when under show production stresss. Young women also have a thing for Tom. When he shaves his goatee he is known as "Skin Face"( see right ). Girls usually take notice and begin to caress his skin face. He got a kiss once from a floor director on the old Rogers show because he shaved. Tom is now known as a "Shock Comic", because he humped a moose.. and brought a rotted racoon on Mike Bullard. Tom has acted in bigtime hollywood movies like "Road Trip", "Superstar", "Clutch", and the gay porno flick "Blackdraft". With his mystical goatee he was able to con Pepsi executives into letting him become the spokesmen for Pepsi One. Like the internet, Toms becoming major. Also known as: MC Bones, MC Face, Paul McCartney, SkinFace, Meathead, Breadhead, Billy Bob, Guy Who Goes UhhHhh, ScubaHood, Doug Fisher, Burning Feet Man, Idiot Boy, Hockey Guy, The Duster, Brad Pitt   GLENN HUMPLIK Tom Green show sidekick. His name is spelt with two N's, and no C: Humplik!. Get his name right. If you dont you make Glenn mad. We dont want to make Glenn mad. Tom and Glenn met on a radio show in Ottawa. Tom had a rap show from 12 to 2am, and Glenn had 2 till 6am. They had their first date at Mcdonalds, and the rest is history (and magic). Glenn is not Andy Richter; saying that pisses him off. Dont call him sidekick boy, he hates that. I have called Glenn the soul of the Tom Green show. He said he wouldnt go that far, its just a comedy show. Glenn is a computer wizard, and makes a ton of cash from his real job although he doesnt know the computer language c++ (no one really does..its hard). Tom used to have job envy, but now hes made it big in the states. Glenn is really nice, and always answers email if you mail him. Tom has sprayed milk on Glenn in countless segments on the old Rogers show, and new Comedy network shows, but Glenn wasnt mad "I wasnt mad, they were just jokes" said Glenn. Glenns family all have antlers, that is why Tom has never met Glenns parents in more than 8 years of friendship. Glenn cut his antlers off (rogers 22). Tom sang to Glenns naked butt-cheeks most recently on the new Comedy network show. Glenn won lots of money for it, and bore his tattoo nation wide (a picture of Tom, and "tom 4 ever" written on his cheeks). A cool story: Glenn told that when he was 15, and working at the civic center in Ottawa, he met OZZY OSBOURNE! thats wicked. Also while working at a burger place, Glenn pissed in the pickle jar; Tom made glenn drink a jar of pickles and piss to make him feel sorry. Also known as: Mr Hash (who always has the stash), Glen Humplick, The Astronaut, The Telephone Employee, The Quality Insurance Adjuster, Computer guy, The Man, The Baddest Ass, The Hump-Lick, Tv's Glenn Humplik   DEREK HARVIE Tom's best friend is Derek. Derek is a big part of the street segments you see on the show. Derek writes for alot of the show with Tom, and contributes quite a bit to what makes the show so unique. Derek has been in some funny segments in the past; such as: The loser in "Follow the Porn", One of the "French Clowns", and the bear expert in "Biological Crossfire"(pictures below). Derek Harvie is not allowed to show his face near Tom's house again, because Toms grandmother discovered some naughty sex toys hidden in Dereks briefcase. Derek Harvie in the place to be; He is really slow answering email, and when you do get email he sometimes talks about one of his favorite movies (and mine too) Dawn of the Dead. Skinny Pig (first season Comedy networks mascot) was owned by Derek before its tragic passing. Tom and Derek once stole woodchips for Skinny Pig, and sometime later went back to the papermill to appologize. They were dirty liars. On the old Rogers show it was revealed that Derek plays with his ear wax, and once gave a giant piece of it a name: "Waxie". He was 24 years of age, some men his age were lawyers or stockbrokers.. always on the move with celular phones and laptop computers: he had enough spare time to play with a piece of ear wax for 2 hours. Now on MTV with Tom and the rest of the guys, "Entertainment weekely" magazine named Derek 91st most creative person in all of the US. Hes come along way that harvie boy. Derek is also now married (sorry ladies) Also known as: The Sex Offender, French Clown, DK Harvie, a Dirty Liar, Derek Harvie in the place to be.. do the dance.. do the flip.. do the do-ray-me, The Har-V   PHIL GIROUX The P-Jroo, The 22. The J-ROO. People think that he looks like Keanu Reeves, and he picked up alot of chicks because of this in the old days. Phil is always laughing; at what you say? I dont really know, but the world is always funny to Phil. The simple sound of his chuckles brings laughter to everyone around. Hes a self made millionaire due to his mastery of the Stock Market, and has written a book on how to make money called "buy low, sell high". Phil has great pickup lines: 1. Is it hot in here? or is it just me.. being hot?. 2. If I were a donut, I would be Honey Glazed, cause im sweet and sticky. 3. Turn around, let me see whatcha all about.. I like that. 4. Yo mamas! Yo mama's sexy. etc. In the new comedy network and Mtv shows, Phil hangs out in the window of the set behind Tom. Known as "The Guy in the window", he too has had some cool segments these past years. He has given tips about his bachelor pad to Tom, and has shown how many mamas he could get to kiss him on the street. It was a contest between he and Tom, and Phil won. Even with crap in his teeth, he not only kissed a young lady..but basically humped her right in front of Tom. Phil now has a girlfriend who worked in a lab; she came on the show and found out Tom had a urinary tract infection. Tom said that since she worked in a lab, she had other peoples crap all over her hands.. and touched Phils penis with them. Phil laughed alot after Tom said that. She works with computers now according to my source. Glenn recommended I add this Phil pickup line: hey, you mamas are hot ? or is it just me?. Phil is a big coffee drinker, and is thought to be greesy by Derek Harvie. "SHOW ME THE GREASE.." Also known as: P-Jroo, The 22, Phil Guy-Rocks, The Ladies Man, The Guy in the Window, Keanu Reeves   blasts from the past TREVOR CAVANAGH Trevor was the camera man, and sound man on the old TOM GREEN show. Trev co-founded the concept of the TOM GREEN show with X-producer Darcy DeToni, and Tom Green. Trevor was the guy who replaced the guy who went UHHH (Tom). Trev also was the Tumor that was attached too Toms leg in the segment "Feed my tumor". He appeared in many other segments, including a strange segment when he sat in the dark and let Tom have the last roll of toilet paper. Tom commanded Trevor to remove his pants and shirt in one segment, and the always obdient Trevor did as he was told. Derek Harvie ate the deoderant that touched Trevors underarms many times: sounds yummy!. I asked Tom, "What ever happened to Clevor Trevor", and he told me that Trevor is now working in Porn Distribution. I believed Tom, because why would he lie and let me print false information on my webpage?. However I did a little footwork, and asked Trev himself.. Here is what he said: "My job is really exciting! I sit at a computer for 40+ hours a week. Sometimes I drink coffee.". Then again, that could be somehow porn related. However, I have my own idea of what happened to young Trevor Cavanagh. Look to the picture on the right. Doesnt it look familiar? I think Trevor headed to Hollywood to make it big in Tv. He changed his name, and got a gig on Tv's PARTY OF 5. Look at the picture on the right of TVs Charlie Salinger. Coincidence? I THINK NOT! Also known as: Movie version of the guy who goes UhHhH, Camera guy, Sound Man, Clevor Trevor