HEY BUD! LETS PARTY!

So here you are man.. you have found my mini shrine dedicated to one of the first slackers ever to grace the silver screen. Who is that mystical man you ask? It is the mighty JEFF SPICOLI! (aka SEAN PENN). The first time I saw "Fast times at Ridgemount high" I knew I wanted to excel to the level of Mr. Spicoli, cause he summed up what I wanted out of life; "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine".. But since I dont have an ocean close by.. and I cant surf for beans.. I decided to take Spicoli's messages as this: fun, slacking, and getting some boss one-liners!. Originally (pre 1998) I used to have "Fast Times" on tape, but I lent it out to a friend, and the friends brother taped over it..so when I first created this page, I had not studied the Spicoli ways in quite some time. I decided to make this page because it goes quite well with the theme of my website (slacking). DO I have tons of interesting Sean Penn facts available on this page? NO. Do I have a massive amount of JEFF SPICOLI information? HELL NO!. But what I do have are some funny pictures of JEFF, and a little section dedicated to the best SPICOLI scene in the movie, and a short piece written by some other guy titled: "Where is Jeff Spicoli now?". This site obviously has not been updated in years. In 2003 I put together some new graphics and content for the site. Not unlike Jeff Spicoli, I still havent gotten around to putting up the updates...

So sit back, and say "HEY BUD! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM" and read the rest of the page..But dont piss off Mr. Hand.


ALOHA! I AM MR. HAND


THE BEST SPICOLI SCENE EVER

Here are some pictures from the first encounter between Jeff, and his arch nemesis Mr. Hand. It is the one scene that people tend to remember about Jeff, and contains most of his best remembered dialogue. Jeff Spicoli arrives late (as usual) at school, but today is his first day back. He spends the first part of the morning getting stoned with his buddies Eric Stoltz, and Anthony Edwards. His first class is Mr. Hands U.S. History, a class with a bad ass teacher. Jeff is late, and interupts the class. Below the fun begins.

As Spicoli arrives, he is greeted with the sarcasm from Mr. Hand. Jeff is nervous because he is entering the class, and interrupting the lesson. Mr. Hand asks what class he is registered for, and Jeff says "This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there. " Jeff asks if he can come in, and Mr. Hand says "Oh please!" all sarcastic like. Mr. Hand then tells Jeff how he gets so lonely when he hears the 3rd attendance bell, and all his kids aren't here. Jeff hands over his little attendance sheet, and Mr. Hand proceeds to rip it up.."HEY BUD! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM" is all Jeff has to say. Mr. Hand then tells him "I believe you know your way to the principals office". "YOU DICK!" Jeff exclaims!.. as the class laughs at him getting in trouble.


 

Below is a story (or update) I found on the internet concerning
Jeff, and what happened to him after graduation. Its pretty cool!.....
Jeff Spicoli
Somewhere in Alaska

Jeff Spicoli bailed on Ridgemont after high school. "I looked at all the shopping malls and lame chicks and said, 'Shine!' I wanted to see the world and be near the ocean and I wanted someone to pay me to do it." Spicoli's bid to enter the U.S. Naval Academy was spoiled by his history of marijuana use. "When the recruiter dude asked if I puffed, I said, 'Hey, I grew up in California. I experimented.' When he asked if I inhaled, I said, 'Of course. What do you think I am, a dick?'" With a promising naval career squashed, Spicoli turned to his long-grieving father for help. No longer a television repairman, he is now a low-level executive for Exxon Oil, Mr. Spicoli managed to get Jeff enrolled in a training program for Exxon's merchant marine fleet. "When they asked if I had any experience with the ocean, I told them I had done battle with some humongous waves -- but danger was my business!" Lured to Alaska with the promise of "tasty waves" and lax marijuana laws, Spicoli trained as first mate aboard the Exxon Valdez. The rest, as they say, is history. -- Jason Smith


 


 

TO BE LIKE SPICOLI
To dress like Spicoli you need a few things. You need semi 80's style long hair. You need a decent chest, with an open shirt. Avoiding hunger is important, thus you need a bagel at all times (stored in pants.. like a gun). Finally you need some Vans. Checkered Slip-ons work best. Walking around bare feet is optional. Don't forget the So-Cal accent.

Try to carry around as little money as possible. You can always bum some money off your buds. Anthony Edwards is known to carry around some extra deniro.. so ask him. Remember you dont need money. Tasty waves and a cool buzz are all you need to be happy. If you order a pizza in class, make sure you aren't all that hungry, as Mr. Hand will be a dick and make you share with the class. Bummer.

 


 

WELL THATS ALL FOR NOW DUDES! COME BACK SOON.. VISIT THE LINKS BELOW

This page will test you knowledge of Spicoli trivia. I passed with flying colors.
Update: The Spicoli Trivia site seems to be gone..
"
Well, something must have happened to them."

If you want to check out the real life school that inspired "FAST TIMES".. check out this link
Clairemont High Class of 79

Jeff Spicoli visits Iraq. HILARIOUS
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since June 7, 1999


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