| Welcome to my tribute to one of the greatest school
bands ever: The Zit remedy. Formed in 1987, by Joey, Snake, and Wheels,
the Zit remedy was one of the biggest bands at Degrassi (ok the only band).
Led by lead keyboardist and vocalist Joey Jeremiah, lead guitarist Snake,
and
bassist Wheels. Their first and only single "Everybody wants something"
went straight to number one ....in Joeys head.
The track "Everybody wants something" was the only
single ever produced by the Zit remedy, found on the debut 1988 cassette:
"The Zit Remedy..live". Following the tragic death of Derek "Wheels" Wheeler's
parents in the fall of 1988, the Zit remedy took an extended hiatus, and
almost broke up. Archie "Snake" Simpons emotional problems with Wheels
also caused conflict in the band. Joey made copies of the demo tape, and
gave them to Wheels in hopes of raising his spirits. At first, Wheels broke
the tape and said "I dont want to be in your stupid band" Joey didnt take
this to heart like he should have... he then allowed himself to be beaten
up by the disgruntled Zit remedy Bassist.. nad soon after Wheels accepted
the demo tape, and joined the band again. However, during Wheels' time
off from the band, Joey and Snake briefly hired promising bassist Simon..
who at the tender age of 13 was showing some real promise on the 4 string
beast. With Wheels quitting and re-joining the band every week, the Zit
Remedy was seriously thinking of asking Simon to join the band full time.
Who could forget when the Zits partied at Snakes house (while his parents
were out of town).. took out Snakes parents car, broke the light on the
car.. then got grounded (all 3 of them got grounded). Joeys parents even
went as far as taking away his keyboard... leaving the Zit Remedy DEAD
for a period. The final straw came as Wheels sold his bass in favor of
playing videogames and the local arcade and eating French fries. "You
sold your bass?" Joey said sadly. "Its not like we were going anywhere
Joey" Wheels replied. That was the final straw, and the Zit Remedy would
not be heard from for a long time.
A Dark Period.
Soon after the Zit remedy took there long break, the boys
entered the brand new school.. called Degrassi High. The band (with Wheels)
discussed their future plans, and the direction they wanted to take. "We
gotta change the name" Joey said, and they did change the name. Something
more mature, something more adult to go along with their new high school
surroundings... that name? THE ZITS. They dropped the remedy, but they
kept the one hit song. Joey shopped the demo tape they had made before
(the same tape that was rejected by KRAZ radio), but no one was biting.
"We need a video!". The band approached young filmmaker Lucy Fernadez for
help producing their independent video. At first they just wanted the
use of her camera (because its very difficult, and chicks cant handle
it), this made Lucy mad. After several revisions to the sexist video script,
Lucy finally agreed to shoot and direct the video. Using Clutch's ultra
cool car, the Zits shot their video in and around Degrassi.
Sadly as episodes of "Degrassi High" continued, so did
the lack of interest in "The Zits", and the band was talked about less
and less, until finally they were forgotten about. This page is dedicated
to the millions of Degrassi fans who sang along with the band, who cheered
them on as they played live, and who carried the "ZIT" torch through the
dark periods that followed. This is the biography for the greatest band
in the Degrassi universe....

THE COMPLETE ZIT REMEDY DISCOGRAPHY
| Album |
Release Date |
Track Listings |
| The Zit Remedy: LIVE! |
1988 |
Side A: Everybody wants something
Side B: Everybody wants something
|
The early years...
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The Zit Remedy used to practice in the Degrassi
Junior High Gym. Sometimes if they were held up in class, or taking
their sweet ass time walking around, they would say "Hurry
we are going to be late for practice!" but when you guys
ARE the band, you aren't being late for anyone but yourself.
The Zits partied one night at lead guitarist SNAKE Simpson's house,
and after waking up after a night of heavy drinking (of pop),
Bassist Wheels Wheeler remembered that he had an eye doctor appointment!!
The Zits were forced to steal Snakes parents car. The car's back
tail light was damaged during the trip (or so the boys thought),
and they had to spend 80 dollars from their amp fund to get it
fixed!
Well when Snakes parents got home, the truth was revealed that
the light was broken prior to that day, and the boys were found
out for taking the car joy riding. The band members were all grounded,
Wheels wasn't allowed to hang out with the guys, Joeys keyboard
was taken away by his parents, and Snake was forced to take ballet
lessons. How obscene. |

Marketing of a dream...
 |
Everybody wanted something back in
Junior high, and that something was the debut cassette from the
Zit Remedy. These babies sold like hotcakes throughout Degrassi
Junior high, and the reason was not always good tunes. A few bad
apples like Alex Yankou, decided that the Zits album could be
used for his own perverted pleasures. TO BE TAPED OVER. He can
be overheard commenting on how the cassettes used for the Debut
album cost less than a blank cassette of the same length and quality.
Caitlin Ryan, proved to Joey that she had good taste in music
by purchasing the album, later it was diverged that this was a
ploy to get Joey to like her (how could anyone NOT like Caitlin).
For 2 dollars, your world could be changed forever. Wouldn't you
like to own a piece of history? wouldn't you like to own the tape
that was recorded as Wheel's parents bought the farm? |

LIVE AT DEGRASSI JUNIOR HIGH!
The Zit remedy was booked to play the school graduation dance,
but after Joey learned he flunked grade 8, he almost refused
to play. Sulking at the local Degrassi hangout, eating
French
fries and playing videogames, Snake found him and said if
he couldn't play to his closest friends, how would he play
for thousands of p eople? Joey swallowed his feelings, and
came to the show... dressed in his classic tuxedo t-shirt.
Even Mr. Raditch, the reason why Joey failed had something
to say "He came? that's great!". Everyone danced,
Miya got down in her wheelchair.. Miss Avery shook her bootie...The
Zit Remedy played, and they kicked ass, so much ass that even
baby Emma inside Spikes tummy wanted to come out and party. |
That's all for now kids, I know this page has been
in the making forever.. but the fine art of making webpage's takes time..
What do I have for the future? more information on the ZITS of course...
and I plan on recording a version of "Everybody wants something".
Sound good? you bet.
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