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People get really angry when information is presented wrong.
When I first made this website circa 1997, Degrassi was but a fond memory
in my head. Unless you had them all taped, such memories could become a little
hazy. Lets face the facts: Degrassi was a horrible show and anyone that tells
you different is lying. The majority of the information on my site comes from
a hazy fans memory of the show he loved. Didn't I just say it was horrible?,
yes I did, but the fact remains.. I loved Degrassi.
This section of AJ's Degrassi Universe is dedicated to people
who think that Degrassi is Star Trek. Who the hell cares what the chinese
kid was eating in episode 3 (or whatever episode it was). Spike's boyfriend
was not named Ivan? Isn't Ivan a funnier name than Patrick?. I love my mistakes.
I wrote the majority of this site between 1-4am, and still find it hilarious
myself. Once the show began to air again on television, the fans began emailing
me corrections. Some of the people were nice about it.. some of them were
not.
I liked the ones where people got mad..
| From:
"Steve H" <biggdog@home.com>
To: "AJ TAYLOR" <morbidaj@hotmail.com>
Subject: Degrassi Bios
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 1999 21:44:32 -0500 |
whoa whoa
whoa. I just wanted to help ya out a bit man. Your Degrassi bio is a little
off. I'll just point out a few things and you can choose to ignore me
or not... "Wheels ends his stint on Degrassi with a
BANG! (in "Schools out"). While driving to get beer for a summer
party, Wheels (drunk) gets into an accident.. Lucy (who was driving with
him for some reason) is turned into a blind cripple, and Wheels kills
a kid.."
They weren't getting beer, they were getting chips.....remember? Snake
made fun of Wheel's car? Lucy said.."Take me in that GREAT car of
yours to get CHIPS?"
Ahh well...I have no life.
which brings me to point #2..... "After that moment, the
only swear words ever to be uttered in Degrassi history are uttered by
Caitlin: "WHAT??? YOU F*CKED TESSA CAMPINELLI?".. yes he did,
and he paid for it.. big time!"
Actually, right before that, Wheels and Snake got in a argument and Wheels
called Snake an ASSHOLE. Then Snake said that if he drove Wheel's car,
he would put a bag over his head cause it is a piece of SHIT.
Oh man, I really have no life.....
Really, I need help. Please. I watch too much canadian tv. Ever seen North
OF 60???? HA! That show ruled. |
| AJ SAYS: I actually became friends with Steve after
he had initially written this email. I got him into Death Metal.. but
he got dumped a few times by chicks and I haven't heard from him in
about a year.
Corrections we have learned:
- Wheels and Lucy were getting chips not beer.
- Wheels actually was the first to swear on Degrassi
with the word "Asshole"
- Steve watches North of 60.
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| Date:
Tue, 18 Jan 2000 22:20:03 -0800
From: "Dan Stevens" <dext3@yahoo.com>
Subject: awesome degrassi site! |
I
love your site! I am a big fan of degrassi, and i
really liked your synopsis' of the characters.
One word of advice, in one of your bio's, i think it
was Clutch's, you talked about how he went out with
Lucy, after Lucy broke up with "Carl". The character's
name was "Paul". Just thought i'd let you know....
-Dan |
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AJ SAYS: He loves my site. He said "one word of advice" in
relation to a joke website. Corrections we have learned:
- Lucy's first boyfriend was not named Carl. Carl
is actually a funnier name than Paul.
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| From:
"Mathias" <dobis@efni.com>
To: <aj@degrassi.org>
Subject: Nerdy Guy
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2000 22:01:49 -0500 |
HEY!
I love your website! Very funny shit...
FYI the nerdy guy that Lucy dated in highschool was Bronco. Remember,
he was the school president?
anyhoo
Taunia Mathias |
| AJ SAYS: I like this person's name. He or She thinks
my website is funny shit.
Corrections we have learned:
- The nerdy black guy Lucy dated was named Bronco.
Not "nerdy black guy"
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From:
"cammie" <cammie@globalserve.net>
To: <aj@degrassi.org>
Cc: <kris116@hotmail.com>
Subject: Degrassi High
Date: Fri, 4 Feb 2000 21:54:09 -0500 |
Hey there
AJ,
You do not know me but thats cool, i was looking at your Degrassi page
one day and you did a superb job!! i too am a big fan :o) and not to be
picky or anything but i believe (feel free to argue w/ me) that you made
a few mistakes...i am not going to harass you over everything but didn't
Ms. Avery confirm in one episode that she was NOT a lesbian? that she
was just friends w/ the lady in the car? and the second thing is Simon
was NOT modeling underwear or whatever in the Sears catalogue, he was
THE DUDE for a jeans company...i know that that does not seem like a big
point to bring up but common he was recognized by girls throughout the
school for being THE DUDE. well thats all....i do not mean to be picky
or anything and in no way am i thinking that i am "better" then
you cause in all honesty i could never ever in a bazillion years of pull
off making a page 1/2 as great as yours.......Thanx,
Kristyn |
| AJ SAYS: Kristyn thinks that it is cool that I do
not know her. It would take Kristyn a bazillion years to make a website
like AJ's Degrassi Universe.
Corrections we have learned:
- Miss Avery apparently confirmed that she was not
a lesbian.
- Simon was not modeling underwear for Sears, but
in fact was modeling Jeans.
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| From:
"Jory Grad" <jgrad@julian.uwo.ca>
To: <aj@degrassi.org>
Subject: stuff you missed on the site
Date: Mon, 7 Feb 2000 19:09:42 -0500 |
Here's some
things you can add to the bio's:
-Lucy's nerdy black boyfriend was named Paul
-Joey worked at a restaurant in North York called Max's. He was a waiter
along with the dude who played Yick. The restaurant is in a mall called
Bayview Villiage (Bayview and Sheppard), and the two were subject to much
"making fun of" when we would spot them there in high school
That's all I can offer right now |
| AJ SAYS: I learned something new!
Corrections we have learned:
- Joey and Yick worked at a restaurant called Max's
located in a mall near Bayview and Sheppard. I guess this wasnt really
a correction.
- Lucy dated Paul.
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| Date:
Thu, 30 Mar 2000 14:25:46 -0800 (PST)
From: "nitpicker" <marinreg@yahoo.com>
Subject: spelling |
thanks for
responding--don't get insulted, I was only
trying to help to make your already excellent Degrassi
site more accurate.
By the way, after reading your e-mail, I see your
spelling in genereal sucks (see below)
--- Morbid AJ <morbidaj@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Oh common, thats nitpicking at its worse!
Should be "c'mon" and "that's" and "worst"
> you know howmany degrassi facts I have wrong ?
> this is a new one
> i just wrote her name like its spoken
should be "it's"
Clearly, you were in the Joey Jeremiah league of
English classes.
Cheers, your fan
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| AJ SAYS: I do not have the original email that I
responded to, thus getting this response. This is a classic example
of someone thinking they are in an English class. Hey buddy, its an
email. I use hotmail, you use yahoo. We arent exactly fancy..says that
they are a fan. Created a new name for the email account after I called
them a 'nitpicker'.
Corrections we have learned:
- A Bunch of douche bag English teacher style email
corrections. 'Worse' however is a mistake on my part. Id let the rest
slide!
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| Date:
Fri, 07 Apr 2000 22:04:22 -0600
From: "Carolyn O'Brien" <cassf21@telusplanet.net>
To: <aj@degrassi.org>
Subject: concerning Wheels bio |
Yoiu say
that wheels was making out with one of the twins at lucy's
party, well infact that was heather and Ericas party . They put it on
because the whole point to the party was for her to end up with Wheels.
Lucy didn't even show up tho that party she sstayed at the hospital with
LD.
Carolyn
cassf21@telusplanet.net
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| AJ SAYS: Yea this person has a valid point. I was
too busy getting turned on by the Lucscious twins.
Corrections we have learned:
- The party where Wheels made out with Heather was
not put on by Lucy. Infact, Lucy did not even show up!
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| Date:
Wed, 19 Apr 2000 15:08:55 -0400 (EDT)
From: "Mack" <junque@mail.com>
To: <morbidaj@hotmail.com> |
"carl"
= paul.
lucy's first high school bf. The one who dumps her after she says "no"
to
sex.
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| AJ SAYS: You = sucky
Corrections we have learned:
- Paul broke up with Lucy after she said no to pre-marital
porking.
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| From:
"Sarah Humpage" <patchulii@home.com>
To: <aj@degrassi.org>
Subject: Spikes Boyfriend
Date: Thu, 20 Apr 2000 11:51:31 -0400 |
I love your
degrassi page! I remember watching it when it first started as Degrassi
street. I found out that Spikes boyfriend's name in the show wasn't Ivan,
it was patrick.. hense irish... st patrick.. okay nevermind..
Do you know of any other movies or what not that Kid Hood has done?
Get Back,
daisy
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| AJ SAYS: Claims to have watched my Degrassi page
when it first started as Degrassi street. I am just kidding. Daisy feels
that Patrick was named Patrick because he was Irish. Kit Hood is the
name of the guy. I like Kid Hood better though..
Corrections we have learned:
- Patrick was the guys name. Ivan is something I
made up when I couldnt remember the name and didnt feel like being
a weenie and looking up a fact like that.
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| From:
"Karen Mitchell" <skmitch2@julian.uwo.ca>
To: <aj@degrassi.org>
Subject: great web site!
Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2000 20:30:20 -0400 |
Hi!
I am just writing you a quick note to tell you what a great Degrassi website
you have. I too am a great Degrassi fan and know possibly every single
fact down to the most miniscule subplot. So, I have some corrections for
you.
first, Lucy's nerdy looking boyfriend when she was in grade 9 (before
Clutch and Bronco) was named Paul. He told everyone that they had sex,
when in fact they did not. LD turned on Lucy saying that she was a tramp
pr whatever untill Lucy made Paul admit in fornt of Clutch and Lucy's
friends that they did not have sex. Lucy and Bronco had sex int heir relationship
and Lucy was the one who coached Caitlin when she wanted to jump Joey.
The actor who played Lucy (Anais Granofsky) has been seen on the show
Nikita playing Nikita's next door neighbour.
Second, LD's father is put in the hospital for an Angina attack.
Third, I believe Wheels can be quoted saying 'hey steph, if you let me
kiss you, I'll vote for you.' to which stephanie resopnded 'only if you
promise' then shane said, 'I want some of the action!' so steph did not
kiss every boy... everyboy kissed her. Some twice. AND it was never on
the mouth...they all kissed her on the cheek.
Fourth, Yick Yu accused Mr. Raditch of stereotyping not being a rascist.
Fifth, Spike's Irish boyfriend's name was Patrick, he wrote her a song,
she got all scared like and then dumped his foreign ass. Liz, who had
always harboured a flame for the accented Patrick, ended up dating him
for a while and Spike got all upset with Liz, but they got over it.
besides this, your site ois amazingly accurate...and I thought I was the
only one who knew all this crap.
Meredith. |
| AJ SAYS: Meredith claims to know every single fact
about Degrassi.. down to the most miniscule subplot. After reading this
I knew it was going to be an above average email. I was right!
Corrections we have learned:
- Lucy's first boyfriend was named Paul. Then she
dated Clutch and Bronco. Paul told everyone they had had sex. Didnt
someone just email me telling me Paul dumped Lucy because she wouldnt
have sex?
- Lucy and Bronco ended up porking.
- Lucy taught Caitlin about sex (you know because
they were such best friends)
- Lucy went on to star in Nikita playing her next
door neighbour.
- LD's dad was in the hospital for having an Angina
attack. (or perhaps saw a Vagina)
- Stephanie Kaye did not kiss every guy, the guys
infact kissed her. What kinda point is that. Same thing..
- Yick cried "stereotyping".. not racism.
- Irish guys name was Patrick.. not Ivan.
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| Date:
Mon, 05 Jun 2000 01:26:18 -0400
To: <aj@degrassi.org>
From: "Pei Hang" <peihang@crosswinds.net> |
Dear AJ,
Hi! I'm going through your site right now and I just wanted to answer
some
of the questions that were in your character bio section (that's all
that
i've been through right now!). Here it goes:
1) The nerdy black dude that Lucy dated for awhile before dating Clutch
was
called PAUL (not Carl)...actually, you mention his name in Clutch's
profile :)
2) The ring given to Michelle by her racist father once belonged to
HER
grandmother...not his
3)for the bio on the twins, Erica and Heather, it mentioned that one
of the
twins put a condom on a banana in "School's Out"..but that
wasn't the case.
It was Lucy showing Caitlin how to put it on in the pool when Caitlin
said
that she thinks she's ready to have sex w/ Joey.
4) I believe that Rebecca Haines (Kathleen) is currently doing her
PhD's at
the Univeristy of Toronto after studying in York
5) The chubby Chinese kid's name was WAI LEE and I don't think he ever
had
a big part...he was just always in the background if memory serves me
correctly.
Other than that...your site is absolutely AWESOME!
Paige (^_^)
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| AJ SAYS: Paige wanted to answer some questions I
had in my character bios. I dont remember asking any questions, but
thanks for the effort.
Corrections we have learned:
- Yadda Yadda.. Paul.. not Carl.
- Michelle's ring was from her grandmother, not
her racist fathers.
- Lucy actually put the condom on the banana not
one of the Lucscious Twins..
- Kathleen was apparently getting her PHD at UofT
after studying at York (who cares)
- Haha. The fat Chinese kid's name was Wai Lee,
not fat Chinese kid.
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From: <SPete38308@aol.com>
Date: Sat, 10 Jun 2000 16:10:21 EDT
Subject: Degrassi
To: <aj@degrassi.org> |
DegrASSi
was the stupid ass show I have ever seen in my life,yet I continue to
be a faithful viewer. It is good to see that someone is far more obsessed
than I am with this dumb show - would it kill them to have a mildly attractive
person on the show? There is no possible way that Stephanie could have
been a slut because noone would have touched her with a 10 foot pole -
skank.
And luscious twins? I suggest you run to the eye doctor immediately!
The only thing worth watching is WHEEL'S HOT ASS grace the screen!!! He
was so rebellious and jst straight up hot. I would like to tear me off
a piece of
him.
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| AJ SAYS: DegrASSi. Witty. Calls the show stupid,
yet claims to be a faithful viewer. I can respect that. What I cant
respect is the claims that there were no attractive people on Degrassi.
Helloooo? Caitlin.. The Lucscious Twins.. Michelle?
Corrections we have learned:
- Nothing.
- This person must be gay because they claim Wheel's
had a "hot ass" and that the Luscious Twins were not Luscious.
For shame.
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From: "Wonder Woman" <samspencley@home.com>
To: <aj@degrassi.org>
Subject:
Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2000 11:15:54 -0400 |
Hello
A.J.
I want to tell you that I've visited your site and I'm not impressed
with the creative licencing you've taken into your writings. And where
exactically do you live? I ask this because I like so many other Torontoians
come into contact with Degrassi casst member monthly. And they are not
all living in hospitals and looking like crazed run aways. You have
to remember that not everyone reading your site lives in Toronto, much
like yourself, and you are creating these people to seem as big losers.
Well I can't speak for them but I can tell you my own stories and maybe
you'll change your mind about the way you've portrayed them.
Duncan, or "Arthur" frequents a club called the Dance Cave
on Monday nites. He is the sweetest thing on two feet, and walked me
to my car after a few guys harrassed me. Weeks later, when I saw him
at the club, he asked me out but I have a boyfriend and had to turn
him down. Unfortunately, I haven't seen him since, but a loser he was
not.
Lucy, who does not live in a hospital, was doing her grocery shopping
at College and Crowford, and my girlfriend and I spoke briefly with
her and she assured us that she was doing fine.
Liz, works for varius Canadian film productions, and I met her on set
once. She was soft spoken and tiny in comparision to what she looked
like on film, and she definately wasn't a loser.
I just don't want you to be writing stuff about these people that isn't
true.
Samantha
AJ'S REPLY
Hello
Thanks for visiting the site and not being impressed by the writings
on it. I suppose you glanced over the writings and made your assumptions,
but had you actually read the writings and noticed the fact it was "supposed"
to be "funny" maybe you wouldn't have written this email.
I live in Toronto, have all my life. Ive seen the Degrassi people all
over the place. Ive been a big fan since 1987.
Thats great about Duncan. IS he of grand scale with a shaved head and
beard? this is all I reported on my site. Someone told me they saw him
and he looked like an escaped mental patient. Note: He LOOKED like an
escaped mental patient. He isn't an escaped mental patient. If he was
so sweet why didnt you dump your boyfriend in favour of him?
Lucy. Well that's great that you actually went up to ask her if she
was alright. The bio I wrote on Lucy deals only with the Degrassi character..
if you have seen School's out you will note that she would be in that
Hospital for some time due to the injuries she indured from the auto
accident. I saw her maybe 5 times around Christmas time around bloor
and yonge, as well as saw her in "Three to tango" the movie
she starred in.
Liz: hooray for you meeting her. I know someone who is actually really
good friends with both her and Amanda "spike". They think
the website is funny. I didnt say in the bio that she was a loser. I
mentioned that I saw her downtown selling trinkets on Queen Street.
are you gonna say that I didnt?
So you see, the writings are supposed to be taken lightly and found
humorous. hence why I get so many hits and positive emails.
you dont have to visit my website anymore, i wont be changing my bios
anytime soon, and i wont lose a wink of sleep from your absence
thanks
aj
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| AJ SAYS: Samantha's email name is "Wonder Woman".
Samantha is not happy with the "creative licensing" I have
taken on my own website in regards to Degrassi people. I have
lived in Toronto all my life. Samantha cant fathom that. Samantha does
not pick up on the humor of my site. The fact that I say Lucy is still
currently in a hospital.. Samantha does not pick up on the fact I am
talking about a character from a cheesy Canadian tv show.
Corrections we have learned:
- Nothing.
- Arthur walked this dumb ass to her car. He asked
her out and she said no. Fascinating.
- Samantha was actually stupid enough to ask the
actress who played Lucy "how she was doing" in regards to
my website saying she was still in hospital.
- Liz works on movies. She is not a loser.
- I am not to write things on my own website, because
they may not be truth.
- My reply is included for fun.
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From: <InTheVoid@aol.com>
Date: Fri, 30 Jun 2000 00:12:33 EDT
Subject: Spike
To: <aj@degrassi.org> |
The irish
guy Spike dated was called Patrick, or pip as I like to call him.
Oh, and Snake didn't try to pick her up, she was the one who asked him
to the end of year dance which he at first agreed to. However, Snake
told Michelle the rreal reason why he couldn't go to the dance with
her (Spike asked him first) although he really had the hots for her.
Spike heard the conversation and made up some lame excuse tro why she
couldn't go freeing up Snake for michelle |
| AJ SAYS: Spike did not date a guy named Ivan. This
is actually one of the same bits of information I get over and over
again. Why do I not change it? Because.
Corrections we have learned:
- Ivan was actually Patrick. This person has called
him Pip.
- Spike tried pick up Snake, not the other way around.
- Snake really wanted to date Michelle, not Spike.
This is ironic because Snake and Spike got married in "Degrassi
the next generation". Why? because they were both available to
act.
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From: "~~Jenn ~~" <nicks_gf@hotmail.com>
To: <aj@degrassi.org>
Subject: hey
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 03:42:28 EDT
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hey great
site
i was reading what you wrote about michelle and when her blt simon and
alexa went to the park one day at lunch they were talking about a movie
and alexa and blt agreed that it was good and michelle and simon agreed
that it sucked so when they went back to school simon and michelle walked
together and blt and alexa walked ahead ,ichelle wanted to go to the
dance with blt that weekend but alexa asked him first simon and michelle
were ealous and decided to go together to make there crushes jealous
just wanted to help ya out with that
Jenn |
| AJ SAYS: I have no idea what this person is talking
about.
Corrections we have learned:
- Jenn is hard to understand.
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From: "flflink" <flflink@email.msn.com>
To: <aj@degrassi.org>
Subject: Your Degrassi site
Date: Tue, 8 Aug 2000 00:41:07 -0700
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Hi I really
like your Degrassi site. I thought it was really funny too and very
interesting. I grew up with Degrassi even though i was a few years younger
than the kids. I liked it when you discussed each episode and critiqued
each part esp. about RIck wasting his lottery money; i know what you
mean and I thought that was especially interesting. ALso it was neat
the way you included characters from the earlier episodes that were
never seen again such as that "chubby chinese kid" from the
episode "the Great Race" by the way I think his character
name is "Wailee". That's the name given in the credits and
there's this chinese name for the actor. Thought you'd be happy to know
that he has a name after all. Keep up your good work!
~ Amy, another Degrassi fan |
| AJ SAYS: A nice email from Amy. She is a Degrassi
fan.
Corrections we have learned:
- The fat chinese kid is named Wailee. I still dont
care though.
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MORE TO COME
keep sending those corrections..
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